Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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