Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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