Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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