loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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