I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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