Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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