evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Nicole vs. Life
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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