Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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