We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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