Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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