she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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