is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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