It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
so let's talk penis.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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