hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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