i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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