i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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