Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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