we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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