He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I love having hate sex.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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