There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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