I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
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I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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