no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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