you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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