uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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