guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
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