Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
