Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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