I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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