Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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