he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
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Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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