Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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