I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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