I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
kristin has been a bad kristin
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
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i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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