these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
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the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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