"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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