Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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