Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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