I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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