I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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