you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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