So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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