Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
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My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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