dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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