we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
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i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
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If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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