Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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