There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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