The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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