its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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