Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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