So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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