I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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