you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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