Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
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Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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