We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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