Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
wow bdsm is so cute
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