I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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